It’s not easy running around in a yellow cape as a mini-Bananaman. Everyone thinks you’re a kid ‘dressing up’ as bananaman.
Today I tried to chase a thief who had stole some crisps from the newsagents. But as I nearly caught him, the police stopped me! They thought I was an accomplice who had dressed up as Bananaman to cause a distraction!
So the theif got away, I got detained but the CCTV showed I was innocent. Well done British Police force!
I need to get some stubble on my chin…
